Idk anything about critical roll (role?) but what I DO know is that Mollied Mauk Tealeaf guy has the sexiest design of any character I’ve seen in my LIFE, bro
This post has blown up infinitely more than any other text post I’ve made, so let me just come back to say this in addition:
That dude who looks like a can of Arizona Green Tea is beautiful as FUCK and he makes me feel safe. How did his face get that soft. I’m mad
(Also thanks to all the CR fans in my notes saying I’m valid and appreciating me, I’m too shy to reply most times but I have a billion heart emojis for each of u. Y’all are great)
@twirltheflag mentioned that they’d like to see me do a reactions post to all the CR characters! So I googled them, and I did not look at their names. I hope I got them all! LEGGO
1.
BLUE!!!
Is she a water bender. She looks like she could kick my ass. She’s for SURE gay look @ that undercut. I respect her
2.
This one looks like somebody did a fanart of a captain America/Bucky Soldier guy fusion. I like the deep concern in his eyes. What is he afraid of. Is he intimidated by the raw power of all the gay people in his friend group? He has great hair. also somebody get him a wet wipe he’s gonna clog his Pores up with all that dirt
3.
Oooh yess I’m getting…… hints of Viking warrior goddess…… emo but like also soft….. she doesn’t do makeup her eyes r just smoky from the ashes of all her enemies…. lets her gf braid her hair…..
4.
He looks like a lush bath bomb themed after a swamp creature and I LOVE it. I feel like his name is…… Brock. Very artistic scars I bet he’s a lot nicer than his expression leads to believe.
5.
All these ladies are BLUE and I dig it. She looks like my friend. I feel like she would paint my nails for me and take me sweater shopping at Rue21. Has the bisexual bob. She is everybody’s favorite bouncy girl and she is dating 1 or both of the blue ladies above.
6.
ARIZONA TEAAAAAAAAAA BABEY
He is soft and green and pink and I love him. I like his earring and armor design. Great style. He would listen to my problems with a very gentle expression and then give me the exact advice I needed to hear and offer me a cup of tea. Everyone needs to smooch him before battle for good luck.
7.
YEAA GREMLIN TIME
Is she a mummy? Is she a goblin? Who knows but she is Comin For U. She has the energy and chaotic nature of a chihuahua. Gets sunburned easily hence the bandages. Or could be for aesthetic. She’s funky and dramatic and rides around on Arizona Tea’s shoulders.
8.
I KNOW THIS ONE
He is…….. extravagante…….
Always has a snarky comment to add to anything anyone’s saying.
Just call him Big Sexy
Every place they visit he goes to the flea market to pick up one more wildly patterned piece of clothing.
If It Shiny He Has It
He doesn’t give 2 fucks about what he’s supposed to do he’s just here to have fun
But like. He cares about his friends and wants to keep them safe
Idk who put those scars on him but they can catch these hands
Flirts with everyone alive
Calls people ‘darling’
Not to accuse OP of cheating but this is 100% accurate on all counts
28. Meteorologist. Fantasy enthusiast. Writer. Bi/cis/she/her. Ravenclaw and Toreador. Main fandoms right now: Critical Role (Campaign 2, working on Campaign 1), Dungeons and Dragons, ASOIAF, Tolkien, Star Wars, MCU, Harry Potter, Disney. Disclaimer: THIS IS NOT A SPOILER-FREE BLOG (though spoilers will be tagged for recent things like new CR)
